04.04.2002 - 11:19 am
Weird ass dream time...
So I was at some school or something, with a track similar to my school's. It was like they took the middle school's football field and added a track to it. Whatever.
And there's this guy there looking like this punk who lives around here, but more white trash and stinky.
Now I didn't understand this at first in the dream, but I was actually at his execution.
They took him out of a van or something and put him on this board.
John Malkovich got out one of those like saw things that spin around, ya know?
I asked John Malkovich, who was wearing a white lab coat "Are you going to do brain surgery?"
He looks at me and then says to someone else "Well we could light him on fire." Not joking around or anything.
And then there was that executioner guy that reads the person's sentence. He said that this dude was being tried for killing a 3 year old or something.
So then John Malkovich takes a hammer or something and rams it into the dude's skull. Now I had no idea what was going on so I was standing right next to the board.
And my fucking leg gets jammed between the van the guy came in or something and the guy's head.
And uhhh some other stuff happened, I dunno...I think it had to do with Harry Potter...
Whatevaz.
See I was smart and as soon as I woke up grabbed a notebook and wrote down all I could remember. Even when I did that I forgot some stuff. Like why I was there in the first place. Something about snow, maybe?
And I think Ash was in my dream too. I think he was like smoking pot behind the school, haha.
Anyway.
The parents are due to arrive any minute now. Party down.
I'm hoping there is no faint scent of peach brandy.
I'm also hoping they don't notice that most of their liquor is gone, or that I didn't clean out the "Butter Chai" I made from the thermoses (?) in the fridge.
Let's hope instead they smother me with presents and kisses.
Whoopsies!
